Want to see your dad cry tears of joy? Want to hear your mom exclaim, “This is better than jewelry! I don’t deserve such wonderful offspring!” Want to make your wife squeal with the kind of sheer ecstasy that usually only occurs while you’re away on business trips?*
I know what you’re thinking… How, Scott?? What could possibly guarantee such joy to the people I care about most??
Well, fasten your suspenders because here’s the answer:
Argyle Sweater Calendars. They’re magical. They make people happy. Don’t take my word for it. Give one as a gift and see for yourself.
*results may vary